Good for a Laugh

[Glennsallnighter]

I've heard that one too GEF!! Very funny!

[Prettymaid]

I used to wear contact lenses but one of them got stuck behind my eye and went up into my brain. I can't see anymore but I can think so clearly...

[ticky]

LOL ^5 PM

[sodascouts]

LOL PM!!

[ticky]

Have Ya'll read this? I thought it was VERY funny!
The REAL meaning of Hotel California
I dont know if its true or not, but its funny!

[glenneaglesfan]

Very funny, ticky!! "Warm smell of colitis" ROFL!

[TimothyBFan]

Seen that before. Cute.

[DonFan]

Baptist Shampoo

While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said, "The curlers are on me."

[Brooke]

Good one, DF!

[sodascouts]

LOL! That reminds me of a story my Mom tells. She is a life-long Baptist and does not drink. Back in the seventies, she decided to buy beer for her hair. All was well and good until one day, she had the pastor over for dinner... and he saw the beers in the 'fridge! She was so embarrassed; she worried that her hasty "That's for my hair" was not believed. Needless to say, she tried different strategies for making that hair shine afterward!