Eagles Song Parodies

[Peekaboo]

This is fast becoming one of my favorite threads on here. Very well done everybody . Please keep 'em coming!!!

[sodascouts]

Do I scare you a bit
when I follow you every night
You know that I want you
I need you in sight
I've been meaning to cut back
baby, but you're so intense
I have to watch you from the fence

LOL!!!!

If I'm not in prison by morning
I'm gonna have you in my dream
I wish you'd give into me baby
Cause you know that I'm obsessed with you
you should see my Eagles tattoo

And Troub, I love yours too, especially

I got you the pastry,
I even brought back money,
You just tut at me and say
"I wanted shortcrust, Sonny!
It's the wrong one."

These are freaking hilarious!

[sodascouts]

NOTE TO PM: Loaded guns for my protection on the road -- and maybe in case Timmy needs a little pursuasion when I get there...

Hehe! Yours was a hoot too! And don't worry... we know you wouldn't need the gun. lol!

[Troubadour]

Just a little Border concert fantasy! To the tune of Get Over It. It's perhaps a tad risqué, but nothing you can't handle

They turn down the lights and what do I see?
A bright little button with a big "3E"
I got my pretty little dress and a handmade sign
And a pocket full of roses and a big glass of wine
The boys are lookin' fine in their well-fitting jeans
I'm not normally a hussy, but you know what that means

I'm all over it, all over it
All this screamin' and swoonin' and workin' it
I'm all over it, all over it

Well I wasn't expectin' it to happen so fast
But his eyes met mine and I fell flat on my arse
I recovered in time for the acoustic set
When we all got emotional and I got wet
from the drink I spilt, out of surprise and glee
When ol' Don Henley pointed his drumstick at me

All this screamin' and swoonin' and workin' it
I'm all over it, all over it

It's like bathing in chocolate every time I hear you sing
You're drivin' me crazy with that husky thing
I ain't no puppet cos there ain't no strings

Well I have a few friends who'd be glad to join
if you have any spare buttons (hell, just use coins)
They're not fussy, they'll take what they get
It may be Desperado, but it ain't over yet.
It's entirely honourable, we want you to believe
Come and have some fun, we just won't let you leave!

Joe, they want to play with your big shiny git
They're all over it, all over it

Glenn, I gotta warn you, you're gonna have to be split
They're all over it, all over it

Timothy, trust me, your long hair's a hit
They're all over it, all over it

We could stand up, but they'd rather we sit,
We'll lighten 'em up a bit, up a bit!

[ticky]

LOL I love this Lou!!! Excellent job!!

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Hehehe. Funny, Lou! After reading this fantasy, I think after the Borderers got through with them, they wouldn't be able to walk!

[anne-o-gg]

Hehehe. Funny, Lou! After reading this fantasy, I think after the Borderers got through with them, they wouldn't be able to walk!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!!! So true! Lol!

[anne-o-gg]

out of surprise and glee
When ol' Don Henley pointed his drumstick at me

Joe, they want to play with your big shiny git

Glenn, I gotta warn you, you're gonna have to be split

We could stand up, but they'd rather we sit,

These line in particular had me totally L'ing'OL!!!

[Prettymaid]

Lou, you're great at this! I'm enjoying all of these!

[cynd1231]

Sorry this is so long but I figured I'd better finish my version of Hotel California, lest everyone think I'm a dangerous lunatic!

Reach the outskirts of LA
Head for Rodeo Drive
Looking at all the pretty people
Thankful to be alive
Spot a guy wearing blue jeans
About a block up the street
Looks a lot like Timothy B.
And I’m thinking this is kinda neat

Pick up speed, run a red light
As he ducks in a store
Slow down, pull up to the curb
Right outside the door
So much anticipation
As I wait for him to show
Cop pulls up, checks my plates
And tells me I have to go.

Traffic cops in LA, California
Spoil all my fun when I on the run
Making me move in LA, California
From my curb-side spot
Man, I’m getting hot.

Drive up to the corner
Make a U-turn there
Creeping back toward the store front
When again I spot the hair
Can’t contain my excitement
He turns, I scream “OH NO!”
Realizing it ain’t Timothy B.
But that danged ol’ Fabio!

Wake from a dream of LA, California
Ball & chain still there in his easy chair
Wanna be back in LA, California
So I close my eyes, breath a heavy sigh

Drift back into dreamland
Find myself in the ’hood
Eagles there on a make-shift stage
Getting down to “Life’s Been Good”
Song ends to ovations
When I can’t believe my eyes,
Timmy B. steps up to the mike
Singing “Love Will Keep Us Alive”

Glad I dreamed of LA, California
What a lovely place, dreamed of Tim’s sweet face
Plenty of dreams of LA, California
While their on vaca….think I’m gonna stay!