Eagles Song Parodies

[cynd1231]

To the tune of "What Do I Do With My Heart" --

They aren't gonna sing a word,
They've been on the road too long
Time to turn our CD's on
If we want to hear their song

So turn on those discs and stare at their pix
If you need your spirits to soar.
And look to 0-10 'cuz we know that's when
We'll be back in Eden and screaming for one more encore!

[sodascouts]

LOL love these, guys! Keep 'em comin'!

[Troubadour]

I like the way your spark plugs neatly lay

LMAO! This just killed me!

[ticky]

Okay, this one was SENT to me by a BIG CHICKEN.. who will remain anonymous but SHOULD come forward cuz I love it so, here it is...


I'm Runnin down the Road
Tryin' to lighten my Load
Got Cheese Cakes on my mind

First one says it's Diet
The Second just says try it
The Third says I'm easy to find

Make it Easy
Let's have it Cheesy
Don't let the twirl of your own scales
In-tim-a-date you

Lighten up if you still can
Your load increases your span
Just find a place and let it loose
And make it cheesy!

[Prettymaid]

Cynd, yours is great, if not a little bittersweet!

And Mr./Ms. Anonymous, come out of the woodwork - you've got talent!

[TimothyBFan]

Okay, this one was SENT to me by a BIG CHICKEN.. who will remain anonymous but SHOULD come forward cuz I love it so, here it is...


I'm Runnin down the Road
Tryin' to lighten my Load
Got Cheese Cakes on my mind

First one says it's Diet
The Second just says try it
The Third says I'm easy to find

Make it Easy
Let's have it Cheesy
Don't let the twirl of your own scales
In-tim-a-date you

Lighten up if you still can
Your load increases your span
Just find a place and let it loose
And make it cheesy!

Who's the big chicken because that one is great!!!!
PM, I swear that when I read this at first, "And I want to ride with you to the drive-in tonight", I thought it said "and I want to ride you at the drive-in tonight". I thought, geez Cathy--where's your mind? I guess it was my mind not yours.

[Brooke]

Bring 'em on! You all are great!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

ITA, Brooke. I was ROFLMAO reading these. We have some very creative Borderers!

[luvthelighthouse]

I feel like this thread should be under "for the sake of the song"

to the tune of boys of summer....

nobody on tour
it's just sad
they leaving us so unsure

Empty stage, empty hearts
time passes way too slow
wondering what their doing now
why are they laying low

I can see them there
they're all smiling from the stage
got their black suits on
my eyes are engaged… baby

and I can tell you
my love for you will still be strong
after the concerts of summer have gone

out on the road today
I saw an eagle flying overhead
a voice inside me said just look ahead
you can always dream ahead

I thought I knew what patience was
what did I know
Concerts need to come around again
so we can see some new shows

I can see them there
they're all smiling from the stage
they're wearing denim jeans
I'm loving it by all means

and I can tell you
my love for you will still be strong
after the concerts of summer have gone

I never will forget those shows
even if they seem like a dream
each one drove me crazy
all I did was scream

I don’t understand what happened to the time
I want to get it back
and be given a 3E button the size of a dime

I can see them there
they're all smiling from the stage
they're playing nice and long
oh please just one more song

and I can tell you
my love for you will still be strong
after the concerts of summer have gone

[Prettymaid]

I don’t understand what happened to the time
I want to get it back
and be given a 3E button the size of a dime

It's all good, but this part is priceless!