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    Oh man Rhonda, wait til you see it. Just at the last moment Joe walks over to Steuart for that photo op of the incredible ending of HC. I never get tired of seeing it or hearing it!
    ~ Cathy ~

    And I dream I'm on vacation 'Cause I like the way that sounds,
    It's a perfect occupation for me.

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    Oh, so it's "just" Stu and Joe? I thought Glenn was hiding in the background with his 12-string!

    MikeA

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    Man Ticky- I frickin' LOVE the signature! Personally I think you should make it a banner, hire a plane and fly it about their homes till they get the message!!!
    He sings it high, he plays it low

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    OOO good idea!! and thanks

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    I wanted to post this while I (literally) have a spare minute. The thought occurred to me at work when I was daydreaming of seeing the guys without the suits...ahem, in concert that is.

    (To the tune of Those Shoes)

    Those Jeans

    Tell us what you’re gonna wear tonight, baby
    There must be something you can wear
    In the middle of your suitcase or in the closet
    There must be a pair around here somewhere

    God knows you’re lookin’ good in them
    ‘Cause you’re so sexy and so trim
    (later) They might be something you’ll lose
    Oh yeah, sexy baby, Once you start wearing those jeans

    Got those pretty little gits strapped around your chest
    From the very first note you had our hearts
    You got to have your own spotlight
    And it makes the girls swoon when the show starts

    Seems like anybody can be pop stars
    And rappers with their fancy cars
    You can’t believe their amount of fame?
    Oh no, they can’t top you
    (especially) once you start wearing those jeans

    We like the suits, they look great on you
    You can wear anything you want to wear
    We hear the decision was by Glenn
    You can wear the suits, if that pleases you
    But with the jeans they just don’t compare
    Oooh, either way we love you men

    You just want something that looks nice
    We just want to get our hands on you
    We’ll try by any means
    Oh yeah, sexy baby
    Once you start wearing those jeans
    Oh yeah, sexy baby
    Once you start wearing those jeans

    Jeans
    ~Jess~


    Stranded "on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
    Such a fine sight to see."

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    LOL! Love it, Jess! It had me giggling from start to finish.

    "We just want to get our hands on you." Oh yeah!


    you better put it all behind you, baby, 'cause life goes on
    you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside--



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    Quote Originally Posted by Troubadour View Post
    "We just want to get our hands on you." Oh yeah!
    I did crack up at this myself!

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    Amen sister!!! We need to see THOSE JEANS!

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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    Great Jess! Too funny!
    https://i.imgur.com/CuSdAQM.jpg
    "They will never forget you 'till somebody new comes along"
    1948-2016 Gone but not forgotten

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    Did some shopping today, and it's inspired a new one of these suckers.

    [to the tune of Frail Grasp on the Big Picture]

    Well, ain't it a shame
    That nothing looks good on me
    I never seem to learn
    From visits to J.C. Penny
    I keep on kiddin' myself
    Over and over and over and over again
    That I'll look hot in shorts
    Despite the bad shape I'm in

    Pretty clothes hang on the bars
    Sexy and beautiful
    My thin friends can wear it all
    I can't wear much of nothin'
    Even if I can fit into the outfit, fasten the
    Buttons and zippers
    That ain't gonna hide my fat
    Nope, no clothing can do that

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    These outfits are just makin' me look thicker
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
    All sizes

    You my skinny friend
    All that diet and exercise
    Do shopping trips, excursions
    That go on the whole day long
    How many times do I have to tell you
    That I don't want to shop for clothes with you
    That for me, it just is not fun

    You're looking good in everything
    You don't have the slightest notion
    How much I hate to try on clothes
    When you walk into fitting rooms
    You don't deal with depressing questions like
    Which outfit covers my spreading bottom?
    Which doesn't let my gut hang out?

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    I get so sad when I can't zip the zipper
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
    Just throw them on the floor

    And we pray that the dress
    That we see on the clearance rack
    Will fit just this once
    Will somehow make us all look thin
    It will make butts look small
    It will hide any weight we gain
    And our hips will look tight
    All our tummies will look so flat
    So we go try it on
    And the mirror doesn't tell us that

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    It doesn't help that current trends belong on strippers
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
    Even stretch jeans

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    I've yet to find a dress that flatters my full figure
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
    I don't buy them anymore

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    I tell myself, "Stop buying too-tight clothes in hopes that you'll get thinner"
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger

    Clothes look bad if you're bigger
    When I leave Macy's, I just wanna down some liquor
    Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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