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    Quote Originally Posted by Ive always been a dreamer View Post
    Kay needs TO GET LAID AND FAST! ANYONE WANT HER? (I swear I didn't make this up - but let me just say to the ladies- nevermind!)
    First of all, let me just say.. I know this guy.. I mean if you're interested...

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    Kay looks like Marilyn Manson. (Oh crap - I'll never get laid now).
    Re-hee-hee-eaalllyyyy????

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    Kay goes on the ride of her life. (Woah - watch out Glenn!!!)
    WEEEEEEE..... The Glenn-a-coaster!!!

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    Since I go by two names I googled these for both Camilla and Cami...

    1:Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
    Camilla needs to work harder (not gonna so :P)
    Cami needs to go. (well you try drinking 64 oz of water a day and see what happens...)

    2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
    Camilla looks like a plastic doll in that photo (Barbie? Ken? Betty Blowup?)
    Cami looks like a piper tank

    3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
    Camilla does not want to be the queen (Well this Camilla would take a shot at it...)
    Cami does look like a nickname. (uh, it kinda IS one)

    4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
    Camilla hates Jacques with the burning of a thousand suns. (Who is Jacques and why do I hate him?)
    Cami hates steroids (Well yeah. They would give me man muscles and make me crankier than I already am...)

    5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
    Camilla goes glam.
    Cami goes for a walk.

    6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
    Camilla loves Josef.
    Cami loves Chris.
    (apparently I am lovin' on ALL the boys...)

    7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
    Camilla eats live worms.
    Cami eats with a fork.
    (well yes, I always use the good silverware when scarfing down my insects...)

    8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
    Camilla has been dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
    Cami has a question and needs your help.
    (If I am dating a teenaged pop star what I probably need is a lawyer...)

    9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
    Camilla wants more NHS cash for osteoporosis
    Cami wants to make love right now.
    (Well maybe not right this second considering I am at work and there would be a large audience...)

    10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
    Camilla is a delightful gerbil. (qweep qweep qweep)
    Cami is an amazing dog. (arf arf arf)

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    Christy needs a new computer (ohh badly)

    Christy looks like she about to blow smoke (LOL what the heck)

    Christy does her best at stuffing that turkey (LOL OHHH my god)

    Christy hates me (LOL that's what it said)

    Christy goes traveling

    Christy loves is on facebook (LOL)

    Christy eats Quinoa (I don't know what that is)

    Christy has also performed detailed reconstruction of surface temperature for Central California. (LOL)

    Christy wants a f***ing funnel cake. (LOL)

    Christy is the eldest of the Jenkins sisters (I don't know who they are. LOL)

    You came along and changed my life Glenn!!

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    Default Re: My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game

    Ah, this is an old one! I decided to do it again and see what came up.

    My life according to Google.
    Instructions: Type in your first name and the search term in quotation marks, and then copy and paste the phrase/sentence as it appears on the first website that comes up in Google to answer the question.

    1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

    Nancy needs to calm down. (Hey!)

    2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

    Nancy looks like something from an imaginary, pre-industrial world, viewed with the enchanted love of a remembered first encounter. (Um... thanks?)

    3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

    "Nancy Does Dallas" is the 13th episode in the 13th season of the Fox animated series King of the Hill. (I don't think I want to see that episode.)

    4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

    Nancy hates the Bush family. (Nancy Pelosi reference)

    5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search

    Nancy goes to Rio. (the same as before!)

    6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search

    Nancy loves Sid. (ah yes, the famous couple)

    7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:

    Nancy eats food. (the same as before - so lame lol)

    8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search

    Nancy has stated that she is of Welsh ancestry.
    (Actually, I am, a little!)

    9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

    Nancy Wants It Done This Year (again, Pelosi - and I do! lol)

    10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

    Nancy is happy. (That's nice!)

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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    OK, here goes . . .
    Joan/Joanie
    1) Needs A drink.
    2) Looks like She's all out of love and down on her luck.
    3) Does Not own a Volvo.
    4) Hates Everyone -- Starting with myself.
    5) Goes Into Labor
    6) Loves Chachi
    7) Eats Cakes
    Has Not told Greg she'd had an affair with Roger
    9) Wants To make her marriage work because Joan wants everything to work.
    10) Is An American fashion model who currently resides in Hollywood, California

    Five are true. Any guesses???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henley Honey View Post
    OK, here goes . . .
    Joan/Joanie
    1) Needs A drink.
    2) Looks like She's all out of love and down on her luck.
    3) Does Not own a Volvo.
    4) Hates Everyone -- Starting with myself.
    5) Goes Into Labor
    6) Loves Chachi
    7) Eats Cakes
    Has Not told Greg she'd had an affair with Roger
    9) Wants To make her marriage work because Joan wants everything to work.
    10) Is An American fashion model who currently resides in Hollywood, California

    Five are true. Any guesses???
    Well, definitely #1...that one was easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAisForEagleLovers View Post
    Well, definitely #1...that one was easy.

    LOL, beeotch.

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    Default Re: My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game

    true well lets see

    1,
    3,
    7,
    Ok I give up what are the other two???
    and one was a dead ggive a way..lol

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    1. Austin needs this
    2. Austin looks like Harry Styles ()
    3. Austin does the Harlem Shake (LMAO!)
    4. Austin hates life ( )
    5. Austin goes 100 Percent Renewable (WTF?!)
    6. Austin loves the world
    7. Austin eats food tours
    8. Austin has become the go-to product test market (LOL)
    9. Austin wants other cities' advice on permit backlog
    10. Austin is cool (Jeeze, finally a nice one!)
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    "So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key..."


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    Patty needs a new home
    Patty looks like a giant, angry brown baby (?)
    Patty does a little undercover
    Patty hates everyone (LOL !!)
    Patty goes to a nutritionist
    Patty loves giraffes
    Patty eats oats
    Patty has a sweet hiney (LOL !!)
    Patty wants a lifestyle change
    Patty is a poor college student

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