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    Default Re: Misheard Lyrics for non-Eagles songs

    You guys are cracking me up!!! Poor John Mellencamp, so misunderstood!!
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    Default Re: Misheard Lyrics for non-Eagles songs

    Also the most well known Misheard lyric, Hold me closer Tony Danza instead of Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagleLady View Post
    Also the most well known Misheard lyric, Hold me closer Tony Danza instead of Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAisForEagleLovers View Post
    You were right, Soda, in Jack and Diane, it is 'sucking on a chili dog'. He also had a song called Cherry Bomb:

    That's when a sport was a sport
    And groovin' was groovin'
    And dancin' meant everything
    We were young and we were improvin'
    Laughin', laughin' with our friends
    Holdin' hands meant somethin', baby
    Outside the club"Cherry Bomb"
    Our hearts were really thumpin'
    Say yeah yeah yeah
    Say yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah that's the one I'm referring to.

    I thought that line was "out by the curb, "Chili Dog". Like maybe he was eating at a curbside hotdog stand?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAisForEagleLovers View Post
    Where do I start?

    My all-time favorite is actually one my ex-husband misheard. I knew what he kept singing, I just thought he was trying to be funny. But 'There's a Bad Moon On the Rise' (by CCR) he really thought was 'There's a Bathroom On The Right'.


    hahahaha..thanks for the laugh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagleLady View Post
    Also the most well known Misheard lyric, Hold me closer Tony Danza instead of Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer
    It isn't well known to me at all, sorry. I know the song but not the misquote.

    There is a line that does bother me, from Stairway To Heaven: 'how everything still turns to gold'. I KNOW it's supposed to be 'gold' but I have never heard it as anything other than 'stone' in the studio version.

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    LOL these are funny. I've got one for ya.

    For years I thought in the Genesis song Invisible Touch the lyric was "She seems to have a physical top shake."

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    I'm not entirely comfortable posting this one, but it's kinda funny, so I will.

    Some number of years back I was listening to a radio station and they were having people call in with misheard lyrics. This one lady called up and said that her boyfriend or husband (I can't remember which) mistook the following line from Van Halen's Panama:

    "Reach down, in between my legs, and ease the seat back."

    for:

    "Reach down, in between my legs, and ease the seed bag."

    Now, I can't hear the song without thinking of that lady when they get to that line...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turf View Post
    I'm not entirely comfortable posting this one, but it's kinda funny, so I will.

    Some number of years back I was listening to a radio station and they were having people call in with misheard lyrics. This one lady called up and said that her boyfriend or husband (I can't remember which) mistook the following line from Van Halen's Panama:

    "Reach down, in between my legs, and ease the seat back."

    for:

    "Reach down, in between my legs, and ease the seed bag."

    Now, I can't hear the song without thinking of that lady when they get to that line...
    Oh my! Seriously??
    Guess what I'll be thinking of every time now?!
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    OMG Turf...I just laughed so hard when I read that...I woke up my cat and he ran off....

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