Eagles Song Parodies

[anne-o-gg]

oh, hahahahahah!!!!!!! This is some great stuff up in here!!! I only hope DH doesn't get wind of this - we could be in some serious trouble...lol...

[ticky]

Well, after reading them Cathy, people may have a lot of trouble getting the REAL lyrics correct <LOL>

To this day I still sing "walkin' round in women's underwear.." and that was 3rd grade!

[anne-o-gg]

To this day I still sing "walkin' round in women's underwear.." and that was 3rd grade!

haha! We don't cuss so when Hotel California is playing we always say..."and I was thinkin' to myself this could be heaven and that would be swell!"...lol...our girls always roll their eyes at us as if to say, "like we don't know what they say there for real"...haha

[cynd1231]

And speaking of Hotel California.......

On a dark desert highway
Santa Fe to my back
Luggage riding in the bed of my truck
A fully loaded gun rack
Quit my job, left my ball & chain
With a new plan in mind
To undertake a secret mission
Seeking one of a kind.

Fill the tank, check the tires
Grab a soft drink to swill
Point my truck on a westerly route
Drain the ATM till
Crank the stereo mounted inside
Set the volume up high
Enjoy the scenery as I’m driving along
On an Eagles high.

Cruising out to LA, California
What a lovely place, blessed with Eagles grace.
Plenty of time in LA, California
To search out the band…
Oh, ain’t life grand!?!

[luvthelighthouse]

Disclaimer:
Rated R, may include adult themes, adult activity, etc

Sing to Chug all Night - Well call it Eagle Nightmare! (remember, this is all in good fun)

Do I scare you a bit
when I follow you every night
You know that I want you
I need you in sight
I've been meaning to cut back
baby, but you're so intense
I have to watch you from the fence
yeah, yeah
I do believe we could kiss all night
I do believe it would be bliss all night
Yes I'm loose and the mood is right
you're so much man, I
believe we could kiss all night
Today I got Spanish Fly
and I want to scream
If I'm not in prison by morning
I'm gonna have you in my dream
I wish you'd give into me baby
Cause you know that I'm obsessed with you
you should see my Eagles tattoo
No other band will do
I do believe we could kiss all night
I do believe it would be bliss all night
Yes I'm loose and the mood is right
you're so much man, I
believe we could kiss all night
No band ever do what you do
I don't get high but let's seal the deal
we'll incorporate chocolate fondue
so hot and hard like steel
It's gonna be so exciting
No don't let it be frightening
Yes I'm loose and the mood is right
I'm inspired to fool around
are you inspired for delight
you're so much man
I do believe we could kiss all night
yeah yeah
Woo! It's only midnight baby
Come on and do me

[Troubadour]

LOL! Honestly, these are all cracking me up. Brilliant!

This is my first attempt, so be gentle! It details a little bit of my Grandad's despair over his shopping trips. He's forever getting nagged for coming back with the wrong stuff, bless 'im

To the tune of The Long Run...

I used to pop to the shop
I could manage quite a lot
I used to bring you everything you'd need
Now, how things have changed
This bugger called Old Age
means shopping ain't what it used to be

I made some boo-boos,
I know it's true,
I bought semi instead of skimmed,
Still I blame you.

But I'm sure they're gonna take it back
when I tell 'em - "It's the wrong one."

I don't know why they rearranged it,
Thank God for exchanges,
It's the wrong one.

You know I don't understand
why you don't make the list clearer
or go and have a look yourself.
Cos all the herbal teas you want, my lady,
are sittin' right there on the shelf.

I got you the pastry,
I even brought back money,
You just tut at me and say
"I wanted shortcrust, Sonny!
It's the wrong one."

They had beef but not no bacon,
Woman, what is it you're makin'?
You're a strange one.

Whatcha gonna tell me?
Let me guess.
"It's the wrong one.
I know you ain't stupid,
so why can't you read?
It's the WRONG ONE."

It's the wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong one...

"Just a little bit lighter, baby"
"Just a little bit bigger, baby"
"Ooh no no baby"
"It's the wrong one"

I even saved the receipt
just to keep you sweet

"It's the wrong one..."

[cynd1231]

Troub, at my age, there is little that makes me blush but I've got to tell you, I'm feeling it now! You're a bbbbaaaadddd girl!

[Troubadour]

Troub, at my age, there is little that makes me blush but I've got to tell you, I'm feeling it now! You're a bbbbaaaadddd girl!

I won't deny that in general, but on this occasion, I believe LTL was the bad girl! Mine was very demure

[Prettymaid]

Well, first of all, you're scaring me Cynd, looking for the band with a loaded gun rack!

LTL - Chocolate fondue - I'm there!

And Troub, you little lyricist! I didn't know you had it in you!
"The Wrong One" - Love it!

[cynd1231]

NOTE TO PM: Loaded guns for my protection on the road -- and maybe in case Timmy needs a little pursuasion when I get there...

JUST KIDDING!!!! I could never hurt one single gorgeous hair on that hunk of hotness!