Good one Dreamer!
Good one Dreamer!
-Kim-
People don't run out of dreams, People just run out of time
I think this is the first time I've had a go at one of these...
GLENN: Hands up who wanted to make Long Road Out Of Eden a double album!
(audience cheers and applauds)
DON: (thinking to himself) Still would have been better without No More Cloudy Days, You Are Not Alone and I Love To Watch A Woman Dance... and Busy Being Fabulous too for that matter...
Don: Oh Glenn did you use your Right Guard today, just sayin dude!
So Put Me On A Highway And Show Me A Sign
And Take It To The Limit One More Time..............
lol, DJ!
Girl: Don, your hair is so gorgeous. It's all natural, right? Because that really turns me on...
Don: Oh yeah, baby, all natural.... just like my lovin'. You want to come up to my room after the show tonight?
Girl: Sure!
Don: [Thinks] Look at how the ladies dig natural curls. She's putty in my hands. It'll be a cold day in hell before I admit to a perm!
. Good one, Soda!
-Kim-
People don't run out of dreams, People just run out of time
Too funny, Soda!
Don: "You're a really nice gal. Want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
Girl: "Sure! Where do you want to go?"
Don: "Paris. As in France."
Girl: "What?!?"
Don: "I have a Lear jet parked at the regional airport. Want to go for a ride?"
Girl: "YES!!!"
Don: (thinks to himself) "I love my job!"
(And, thus the legend continues...)
"You thought you would be satisfied, but you never will learn to be still."