Keep It Going - A new twist on lyrics

[Brooke]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd knew the little girl's name?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Joe Walsh found that Life's Been Good, thought the afterlife would be even better, but it turned out to be pretty rubbish.

[Freypower]

What if Paul McCartney decided that maybe he just didn't care?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beatles had been 14 year old schoolboys and actually did sing 'I Wanna Hold Your Gland', bursting into snickering at the end of each line?

[Freypower]

This involves two artists & two songs but I thought of it last night & decided it was clever.

What if Led Zepppelin, half of whom were from the Midlands, voted Labour and referred to 'immigrants' while the ex Charterhouse members of Genesis voted Tory & saw them as 'illegal aliens'?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Tom Robinson was a Minister of Education, and changed his song to "1 2 Motorway" in case those who can't count to eight by twos felt excluded?

[Freypower]

What if Slade asked you to feel the silence?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elvis Costello was only Watching the Special Constables, and they were well-intentioned but untrained and just bumbled around ineffectually?

[Freypower]

What if Elton's song was for everybody?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elton John decided that he preferred to do his fighting on Tuesday afternoons?