Thank you. I do tend to come and go a bit as life intervenes. However, I'm going to be in Prague for a bit, and will have time to catch up on internet stuff when in my hotel room at night.
So:
What if Marek ZTRACENÝ wanted to sing 'O pravdě' to an international audience, but found that Google Translate was translating it as 'My hovercraft is full of eels'?