On Twitter, there's this game where you take statements made in rock lyrics and "retract" them with a little explanation. Here's some general examples. It's silly but it can be funny, too. In this thread, we can do an Eagles version of this.
I''ll start:
- Honey, I'm sorry, I no longer believe we can chug all night. I just don't have the stamina. Hugging all night is out, too. It makes my arm cramp up.
- I'm already gone, and I'm feeling pretty bummed out. The letter that you wrote me was HARSH!!
- You know what? Where I am IS the center of the universe, and that's more than alright with me!
- Eh, I don't really feel like I've got to do something. That rocking chair looks pretty comfy.
- No, sir, you can't check out any time you like at the Hotel California. If you're not out of the room by noon, you'll be charged for an additional day.
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That's how it goes. They don't have to contain the title, but the more recognizable the lyrics, the funnier it is!