Teh Eagles and Teh Underwear

[bernie's bender]

We all have our archival photos of the band members (past and present)...

But, can we postulate as to their predilection for undergarments.

Bernie: tidy whities
Randy: paisley boxers
Glenn: silk boxer brief
Don H: no underwear, likes it rough and a little painful, prefers to chafe
Don F: speedo mini briefs, camo
Joe: mesh/dayglo
Tim: made from organically grown hemp.

Your thoughts?

[TimothyBFan]

OMG Bernie---where are you coming up with these!!!

[EagleLady]

Um You have way too much time on your hands

[bernie's bender]

Um You have way too much time on your hands

does this mean no dessert?

[AzEaglesFan]

BB, THANKS A LOT, my imagination is now running amuck just picturing the guys decked out per your list. Although I still think of Joe as a camo man.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Well bender, I'm not sure about all of your pantie postulates. I'm confused about Glenn's "silk boxer brief". I thought it was supposed to be boxers or briefs. If so, it does beg the infamous question for him. And after many views of the Farewell I DVD, I'm thinking it is definitely commando for Joe.

[Prettymaid]

And after many views of the Farewell I DVD, I'm thinking it is definitely commando for Joe.

Did you do this study for your own benefit, Dreamer or were you contracted?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

PM - It was a purely selfless act, all done in the name of research for the betterment of this fan community!

[bernie's bender]

I'm confused about Glenn's "silk boxer brief". I thought it was supposed to be boxers or briefs.

See, that is what I love! a wonderful exchange of ideas and Q/A...

Many folks are unaware of the 'boxer/brief' combo and go through life with only briefs (confining) or boxers (dare I say, too much freedom)... along comes the boxer/brief and we have the perfect match of snuggity while allowing adequate play for the fellers, and with the added element of silk a certain sexy slinkiness...

I give you... the boxer brief!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Thanks for the insightful info, bender. I am actually trying to envision Glenn wearing them as I write this. Yep - works for me!