I suppose I could be 'Madame Glenn' which would be a play on Madame George. Actually the first thing I thought of was Moralmalnutrition. A bit longwinded though. I would maybe settle for something like pompoyperson or something inane like that. I don't like using my actual name in these things.
Although if I called myself Just Glenn you could all address me by my actual initials which are JG.