1. That is absolutely horrific that he friend'ed you;
2. I second every other sentiment you expressed in that paragraph, except for the "not that there's anything wrong with that" portion;
3. Not that my opinion matters, but you're much better off without a houseful of mongrels defining your existence. I always hate when people say that, but sometimes it really is true;
4. One more time, the scenario you relayed is horrific. May I purchase you a virtual drink? Or here, let's virtually StevieSmack him: