OK, in honor of the Eagles musical, I decide to revive the parody thread!
To the tune of "On the Border":
The Eagles said they're puttin' out a DVD
Gotta say that's sounding pretty fine to me
Sounds like good business - but then I discover
A musical is what is on the Eagles' front burner
That's right, they're going on Broadway
There's gonna be a show built 'round their songs
Except the Eagles won't be singing them, no way
Others will sing and dance to their catalog
After I heard that, I thought "That's wrong"
Then I got to thinkin' "But it's got good songs.
Perhaps I'll enjoy it, with a little luck."
And I thought, "Y'know, if it's done right
It won't have to suck."
Oh, they're going on Broadway
Perhaps the musical won't be so bad
Let's keep an open mind, it just might be OK
Maybe they've learned from Mamma Mia's mishaps
So now, what's its name?
Hotel California
So now, what's the place?
The big Great White Way
And we wanna know
Who's gonna be in it?
You'd better cast it just right
Or it could sound like $hit
Oh, they're going to Broadway
All they wanted was some extra dough
Won't be about their lives, but maybe that's OK
At least we know for sure the soundtrack is gold
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway....
(Don't know if it'll work; I think it could)
They're going to Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
(All we need is just a plot that's good)
They're going to Broadway
Out on Broadway...
(I'm gonna buy a ticket, yeah, I think I should)
They're going to Broadway
Out on Broadway...
(Don't remind me about Mamma Mia)
They're going to Broadway
Out on Broadway...
(Let's pray to God it's not like Mamma Mia)
They're going to Broadway
Out on Broadway...