Originally Posted by
sodascouts
To the tune of "Out of Control":
Oh May, don't it look so busy
Lots of shows all spread around
Well, I can hear the concerts calling
They make a quite expensive sound
Oh I ain't seen a concert in so long
May's gonna feed my starvin' soul
I'm gonna gas up my tank
I'll get my a$$ on a plane
I'm gonna get a little out of control
'Cause the Eagles play May's first week
Glenn plays weeks 2, 3, and 4
Joe and Tim have shows May's last weeks
And the fans still beg for more
Now you might ask, "Where did Don go?"
His show is at the end of June
So while he's missing from May
His show's not too far away
And May's still gotten really out of control
There's one problem
Can't go to all of them
I get the blues if I miss out on shows!
Well, if anybody's looking for concerts
You know, May's the month you want to try
Well, I'll hang with the fans who can go
And for those who can't, I'll cry
They got to add shows 'cross the country
They play more towns, they get more money
And I bet there's plenty fans who still wanna go
Let's have more months where shows get out of control!