You don't deal with depressing questions like
Which outfit covers my spreading bottom?
Which doesn't let my gut hang out?
Clothes look bad if you're bigger
It doesn't help that current trends belong on strippers
Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
Even stretch jeans
Clothes look bad if you're bigger
I tell myself, "Stop buying too-tight clothes in hopes that you'll get thinner"
Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger
Clothes look bad if you're bigger
When I leave Macy's, I just wanna down some liquor
Yes, the clothes look bad if you're bigger