Eagles Song Parodies

[ticky]

Okay, here's an idea yanked from another thread. Take an Eagles song, whatever you like, and add your own lyrics,
example.. here's mine from the other thread..

"Runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load, got a slab of cheese cake on my mind, lookin' for a cup cake that wont make my butt big, it's soo hard to find..."

[EagleLady]

On A Hot Florida Highway, Warm breeze in my hair, Hot Smell of Bratwursts, rising up through the air.

[sodascouts]

I wrote this last year in honor of my Pebble Beach trip as a joke. Figured I'd dig it up for this thread!

[to the tune of "I Love to Watch a Woman Dance"]

I Love to Watch That Glenn Frey Golf

I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
He aims his club and adjusts his hands
His hips and body rotate quickly
His club connects; his shot is tricky
He has the whole crowd in his thrall
We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

He likes the shots that go where they should
Not the ones that go a million miles away
And a penalty stroke is what you must pay
For the balls that you can’t get to any other way
His eyes look up; wind takes the ball
We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

Glenn feels his heart beating, and he wonders
“Could I ever make a ‘triple-eagle’?”
But if the ball comes at you, duck as fast as you can
Or else this game could be your final game

So it lands and then rolls towards the hole
So slow it’s almost standing still
Oh no, it’s skirting ‘round the edge
Now it’s heading down the hill
The ball spins so as it picks up speed
Its flight ends when it embeds in a tree
Glenn sobs, “DAMMIT! I don’t understand!”
But I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

[Glennsallnighter]

Wonderful lyrics girls. Ticky, yours really made me laugh. So appropriate. Nancy I remember yours, Gosh is it really nearly 18 months since you wrote that. How time flies. EL, love yours as well.

[sodascouts]

Man, those were good times.

Here's another, much shorter entry:

[to the tune of "Most of Us Are Sad"]

Borderers are sad
No more Eagles shows
We've been jonesing for YouTube
Where'd new photos go?

Tell me, Eagles fans
What will we do now?
Shows have fed our fandom here
What will feed it now?

Weeping members, try to smile
Like you're seeing Don
Borderers are sad it's true
Still, we must go on!

[ticky]

hehe I love that one Soda,

[lizzyplays]

In celebration of the upcoming ATL Eagles show, I rewrote the lyrics to Take It Easy... just for fun.


Take It Easily

Well, I'll be running down the road
tryin' to get my show
I've got harmonies on my mind
One that plays the drum set
Two that play the six strings
One that plays that deep bass line
It's the Eagles, It's the Eagles
Don't let the sound of their vocals
drive you crazy
Sing along if you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a place to sit or stand
It's the Eagles!

Well, I'm standing at the concert
In Alpharetta, Georgia
And such a fine sight to see
It's Glenn Frey, my Lord,
in a blue pair of 'cords',
standing at the mic, looking at me
"Come on, baby..." he sings to me
So I jump the stage and he screams
"Se-cuuuur-i-ty!"
I may lose, or I may win
But I may never see them again
So I took my chance and climbed him
And took it easily!

Well, I'm running towards the border
tryin' to leave the state of Georgia
Got a world of trouble on my behind
lookin' over shoulders, for any kind of patrolman
just waitin to cross that N.C. line
I took it easily.... I took it easily...
The sound of Glenn's own voice
drove me crazy
"Come on baby...", echo's daily
I'm gonna get me some, oh Glenn
I took it easily.....

[TimothyBFan]

In celebration of the upcoming ATL Eagles show, I rewrote the lyrics to Take It Easy... just for fun.


Take It Easily
standing at the mic, looking at me
"Come on, baby..." he sings to me
So I jump the stage and he screams
"Se-cuuuur-i-ty!"
I may lose, or I may win
But I may never see them again
So I took my chance and climbed him
And took it easily!

I fear for Glenn!!!!!!

[Glennsallnighter]

I love it Lizzy! I think Mrs Frey and I did a few 'alternate lyrics' to some Eagles songs about 5 years ago. I must see if I can dig them out sometime!

I'm so pleased that you are so excited about the upcoming gigs

[sodascouts]

LOL!!!! That was great, Lizzy!!

GA, we do have an old thread like this. I'll merge it when I get a chance.