So that I can play along, I randomly select words from the dictionary. Here's what I got.
HISTORY OF THE EAGLES
This was it. Finally, the night of my Eagles show had arrived. I sat down in my front row seat and looked around. There was a guy behind me wearing a
bow that said, 'I'm here for the
neighbors'. The guitar techs were onstage making sure the
tailpipes were
giddy.
Suddenly, I saw Joe Walsh walking toward me. My heart beat faster as he stopped in front of me and smiled. I was suddenly so
alive I thought I would
marvel! Without a word, he took my hand and put something small and round in it. It felt like a
swab. I looked down and saw a 3E button! I gasped and turned a bright shade of
green.
"I didn't think you gave these out anymore", I said, in barely a whisper.
Joe laughed and said, "It's not what you think. Since this is the History of the Eagles Tour, we thought it'd be fun to bring back these 3E buttons.
But we're not going backstage to leak. You're going backstage to meet the guys and see our
sunburns."
He took my
belly, and as we walked backstage together he said, "Take it easy. Don't let the sound of your own
canaries drive you crazy."