I will give this a go.....
Road Trip
One day I decided to take a road trip to Sydney. It was a beautiful day and the frangipanis were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw Glenn Frey broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest airport.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the bootleg? I get sweaty when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without music. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Hard Rock Cafe drive through and order some Chinese.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the lips. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never start your car unless you know how many politicians are chasing the lions!’”
I think that could have been better.