Originally Posted by
Prettymaid
In the style of Desperado...
Avocado
Avocado, what is this taste I am missing?
I need a little convincing to try you someday
Oh, you're a weird one
With skin so green and so bumpy
It's hard and it's lumpy, so I still will delay.
Do you taste like you look, if so
I'll pass you for a mango
You know you can't go wrong with a taste so nice and sweet
But I saw you at the grocery and you seemed to call out to me
So I bought you so as not to admit defeat
Avocado, are you a fruit or a veggee
I'm feeling so edgy but try as I may
I'm going to do it
I'm going to slice you and mash you
I'm going to make some guacamole
(Make some guacamole!)
I'm going to make some guacamole
For Superbowl Day